It's come to my attention that some readers occasionally take me too seriously. Certainly, there are points I make that I hope are embraced and thoroughly considered. Often, however, I'm offering a very tongue-in-cheek style of opinion and observations. And while I don't profess to espouse the gentlemen's gospel, I do fully endorse what I provide in the way of commentary and counsel. On that note and in that spirit, today I've decided to share, from the guys at Esquire Magazine, a few thoughts that are flavored with a similar style of wisdom and wit and underscored with the same sort of wink wink self-awareness.
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Continued: This is a list of 10 highly opinionated observations, that I distilled from Esquire's little gray book called The Rules: A Man's Guide to Life, which features more than 600 entries.
Rule #3: Don't trust a man who calls the bathroom "the little boy's room".
Rule #24: A man in a mini-van is half a man.
Rule #40: For the last time, no goddamn speedos.
Rule #62: No matter how greasy the pizza is, you can't blot it with a paper towel and expect to be taken seriously.
Rule #69: No group of people has worse hairstyles than men in government.
Rule #72: A man whose belt is fastened on the last hole looks desperate and 'resourceless'.
Rule #111: The stupider a man, the slower he walks.
Rule #224: People eager to get married can be trusted as much as people eager to get elected.
Rule #276: If you are uncertain how much cologne is enough, you are not allowed to use cologne.
Rule #343: No fluorescent condoms unless they're all that's available.
It's come to my attention that some readers occasionally take me too seriously. Certainly, there are points I make that I hope are embraced and thoroughly considered. Often, however, I'm offering a very tongue-in-cheek style of opinion and observations. And while I don't profess to espouse the gentlemen's gospel, I do fully endorse what I provide in the way of commentary and counsel. On that note and in that spirit, today I've decided to share, from the guys at Esquire Magazine, a few thoughts that are flavored with a similar style of wisdom and wit and underscored with the same sort of wink wink self-awareness. 
Rule #72: A man whose belt is fastened on the last hole looks desperate and 'resourceless'.---> Omg I've never checked out belt holes before, but I will now dammit!!
Rule #276: If you are uncertain how much cologne is enough, you are not allowed to use cologne.--> Thank you for this..thank you very much.
Rule #111 (substitute lazier for stupider) and Rule #224 are honestly facts in my mind. If there are exceptions to the rule they are few and far between.
Corollary to Rule #62 Don't eat it with a knife & fork either.
Rule #72: A man whose belt is fastened on the last hole looks desperate and 'resourceless'.
Insanely funny.
Also, I too believe there is some truth to Rule #224 and #276.
rule #24 about being half a man because you drive a mini-van is nuts. I have a mini-van, In fact it's a 95 oldsmobile silouhette that's hooked up to look like a star trek shuttlecraft. it's a head turner and i'm quite proud of it. The body's made of fiberglass no rust and she gets great mileage. Besides I also have a hayabusa 1300. Point is whatever you drive does not make you more or less of a man or person.It's what's within your character. Want to see that shuttlecraft? send your request to me at Robertsreplicas@aol.com
That is too funny. A stupid man walks slow, priceless.
Tiffany
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